Lentils, Shmentils or Burgers, Shmurgers

Lentils don't like me. I was trying to make veggie burgers and then everything got all chaotic and I had to hold Paige so Pat had to take over making the burgers and when he went to form them they weren't sticking together and I just threw my hands up in the air (not really, Paige would have fallen) and said, "Forget it! Throw it out!" and Pat said "Thank you!" and we had something else instead. And now my bag of lentils is all gone.