Maybe I'm just tired and overworked, but I laughed out loud (just moments ago, at work, at 8pm on a friday mind you) when I was reading through this recipe for 'Breakfast Cookies'. (Which I will make cuz they sound awesome!) If you don't think it's funny then you aren't paying attention!
6. Add walnuts, then the raisins and finally the chocolate chips.
7. Your gonna get dirty now. Form golf-ball sized balls out of your dough with your hands and place them on a cookie sheet.
8. Flatten your golf-balls with the palm of your head, not too much. Think hockey puck.
Funny on a couple different levels, not the least of which is the lack of grammatical correctness. However, the conflation of "head" with "hand" is pretty good too--I mean, I can't palm a basketball with my head, nor would I be willing to try and flatten a golf ball with it. Ouch!
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